You know you are a mother when…

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…you write ‘eat’ on your to-do list so you don’t forget.

…in a two hour nap time you can get done all the housework that would normally take you a week.

…the acceptable amount of days between a shower expands greatly.

…you use the words ‘poop’ and ‘nipples’ more often than not in everyday conversation.

…you are constantly discussing schedules, but don’t actually have one at all.

…you seem to cry as often as the baby does.

…going outside feels both exhilarating and exhausting all at the same time. 

…your back aches from bending down too often and your butt aches from sitting too often.

…you realize the shirt you’ve been wearing for the last 5 days basically just smells like soured milk and sweat, but it still takes you a while to decide if you want to change or not.

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